Why did the pro football player from the
| Burger jokes
Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
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Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a
| Military jokes
Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. - In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. - Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model.
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Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball
| Yo momma jokes
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
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Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
| Birthday jokes
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened he'll break it!
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What did Caesar say to
| History jokes
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !
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Q. What does a woman’s asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!