Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
| Dirty jokes
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.
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Teacher:
| School jokes
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
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How can you make a soup rich?
| Food jokes
How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
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Have you heard about the pig who took up disco
| Pig jokes
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.
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What kind of sharks make good
| Various animal jokes
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!
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A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, “Didn’t you tell me you were a banker?” The young man answered, “Yes, I did.” To this the tailor said, “Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?”