Did you hear someone has invented a
| Dead and dying jokes
Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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While proudly showing off his new
| Time jokes
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch," the student said then proce
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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
| Cat jokes
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
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The Boston taxi driver backed into the
| Police jokes
The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. "Name?" "Brendan O'Connor." "Same as mine. Where are you from?" "County Cork." "Same as me......" The policeman paused with his pen in the air. "Hold on a moment and I'll come back and tal
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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!