The tourist: "Can you tell me why
| Travel and tourist jokes
The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"
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What is a dentist's office?
| Dentist jokes
What is a dentist's office? A filling station.
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One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment
| Salesmen jokes
One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object. "What is that?" Mikey asked. "It's a thermos," the salesman replied. "What does it do?" asked Mikey. "This baby," the salesman
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What did the vampire call his
| Teeth jokes
What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.
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A prisoner at
| Criminal jokes
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. "When yo
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In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian.