A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal
| Dead and dying jokes
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches o
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Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts,
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar
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Did you hear about the Irish monster who went
| Monster jokes
Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?
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Who did the breeder call when his horse was
| Horse jokes
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!
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A man walks into a friend and sees that his
| Lawyer jokes
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what abo
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The tourist: “Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?”