Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
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yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.
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A priest and a taxi driver both died
| Heaven and hell jokes
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an
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What's the difference between a sigh, a car and
| Humor jokes
What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
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Why is President Carter important to
| Burger jokes
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They’ll both bite at anything!