A biologist had been

Is that your face or are you

| Hair and bald jokes

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

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A prominent Polish scientist conducted very

| Ethnic jokes

A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving her a verbal command ("Jump!"). In a first stage of experiment he removed flea's leg, told her to jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote in his scientific notebook: "Upon removing one leg

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What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog

| Dog jokes

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !

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What dog has

| Money jokes

What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).

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One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment

| Salesmen jokes

One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a salesman standing on his porch with a strange object. "What is that?" Mikey asked. "It's a thermos," the salesman replied. "What does it do?" asked Mikey. "This baby," the salesman

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A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came down with a terrible illness. After his health had deteriorated, his wife took him to a doctor who specialized in strange jungle diseases. The doctor gave him a complete examination and a series of tests. After receiving the results of the tests, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told the young biologist’s wife, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.” “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores, and generally do anything he asks. Don’t discuss your problems with him, as it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. ” If you can do this for the next 10 months or so, I think your husband will regain his health completely. Otherwise…….well… He’ll probably die” On the way home, the husband asked his wife. “What did the doctor say?” she replied. “Honey…..he says you’re probably going to die.”