What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?
| Elephant jokes
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el
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I'd say he was spineless.
| Food jokes
I'd say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
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An old couple in an old folks home are having an
| Dirty jokes
An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick. Then suddenly the old man ends the affair because of another woman. The old woman's distraught and yells, "WHAT'S THIS OTHER WOMAN GOT TH
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Q: What is the pink stuff between
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns.
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How can you tell a rabbit from a
| Various animal jokes
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
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One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?” Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?” Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.” Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?”