A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
| Old age jokes
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never e
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McPherson walked
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
McPherson walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. "S'cuse me," said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what McPherson had
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What's big and hairy and goes 'beep
| Monster jokes
What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam.
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Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
| Farmer jokes
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal'
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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde
| Blonde jokes
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up a
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What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el