I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
| Dentist jokes
I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth. "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other p
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Why did your brother give up his job in the
| Food jokes
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.
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What goes into the mouth of a quarter
| Horse jokes
What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if
| Marriage jokes
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation "I now pronounce you man and wif
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Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
| Dog jokes
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
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What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !