What do you call a vampire in a raincoat
| Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !
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Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
| Bus jokes
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
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What is the definition of 'making love'?
| Dirty jokes
What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
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Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein
| Monster jokes
Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.
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A bus filled with politicians was
| Clinton jokes
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the p
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What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !