Why did the dog say he was an
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.
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There was once a Scotsman and an
| Ethnic jokes
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was a
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Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar
| Cannibal jokes
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
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What kind of computers do chihuahuas like
| Dog jokes
What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!
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Short-sighted sarge: “Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!” “But sarge, that’s a hydrant!” Sarge:”Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well.”