What time is it when an elephant
| Time jokes
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.
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Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of
| Dog jokes
Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter.
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Q: How are women and rocks alike?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.
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Policeman: I suppose
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.
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An army sergeant told Private Perkins
| Idiot and fool jokes
An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"
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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.