Policeman: I suppose

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why

| Lawyer jokes

Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? A: It might be your bicycle.

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I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm

| Bed jokes

I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed. Oh, that's all right, I don't mind at all. Right. Here's a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood's in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A bed

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What kind of doctor fixes broken

| Internet jokes

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

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A very zealous soul-winning young preacher

| Farmer jokes

A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the farmer's soul the preacher asked the man, "Are you laboring in the vineyard of the Lord my good man?" Not even looking at the preacher and continuing his work the farmer r

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

| Pig jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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Policeman: I suppose you’re going to tell me you weren’t speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.