Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What kind of car drives over

| Car and train jokes

What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg

| Bird jokes

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !

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What is the last thing you eat before

| Dead and dying jokes

What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.

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Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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What happened to the skunk who failed

| Various animal jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!