The manager of a large city
| Zoo jokes
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience." He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mon
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Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
| Baby jokes
Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
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How can you avoid falling hair?
| Hair and bald jokes
How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.
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What part of a car is the
| Car and train jokes
What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.
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What does Dracula say to his victims?
| Vampire jokes
What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you.
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Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don’t disgrace themselves in parades.