Standing at the edge of the lake, a
| Humor jokes
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In
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John: "I'm a man of few words."
| Marriage jokes
John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."
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Smith goes to
| Business jokes
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.
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What flies around your light at night
| Various animal jokes
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
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A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
| Ethnic jokes
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy. The Scot is not impressed and says, That's nothing! In the Highlands every
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If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse’s name is Friday!