What is a computer virus?

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and

| Money jokes

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

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What do some people have against

| Burger jokes

What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!

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Monster: Stick 'em down.

| Business jokes

Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean, stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business.

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What do you call a fire at the Internet

| Internet jokes

What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.

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How does a vampire enter his

| Vampire jokes

How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.

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What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.