Customer: There's something wrong with my hot
| Waiter jokes
Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs. Waiter: Sorry, I'm a waiter, not a veterinarian.
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I know
| Marriage jokes
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they're doing everything they can to keep their marriage togethe
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Why did Robin Hood steal from the
| Money jokes
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !
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Did you hear about the unlucky
| Banana jokes
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
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Two men were boasting to each other about
| Military jokes
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click." "Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company presented arms you'd just hear slap, slap, ji
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How do you get a Texas Tech senior’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.