What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
| Food jokes
What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host.
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The cowboy
| Cowboy jokes
The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. "Ever have an accident?" "Nope, nary a one." "None? You've never had any accidents." "Nope. Ain't never had one. Never." "Well, you said on this form you were bi
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Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a
| Political jokes
Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."
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One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
| Time jokes
One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three.
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QUESTION: What is
| Marriage jokes
QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "You'd better!"
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What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!