What do you get when you cross a frog and a
| Rabbit jokes
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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A doctor, an engineer, and a
| Heaven and hell jokes
A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeless, etc.; but he messed up the environment, so he was sent to
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After accepting an
| Hair and bald jokes
After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."
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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
| Gorilla jokes
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
| Political jokes
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
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Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn’t come back from the photo store? A. “Some day my prints will come!”