Witch l: “How do you manage to stay in shape?” Witch 2: “I get a lot of hexercise.”
Category: Witch jokes
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!
What does an Australian witch
What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!
Did you hear about the witch who
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas.
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? ‘Voodoo like to dance with me ?’
First witch: My, hasn’t your little
First witch: My, hasn’t your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she’s certainly gruesome.
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn’t. Wizard: No, well nor will she.
1st Witch: What’s your new boyfriend
1st Witch: What’s your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He’s mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil – but he has some bad points too !
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! ‘Owl be seeing you later.
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.