How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

| Christmas jokes

Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.

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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

| Rabbit jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

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When the school was broken into, the

| Criminal jokes

When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.

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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?

| Rabbit jokes

Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!

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Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek

| Dirty jokes

Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it's other 100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex. So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream. The next day the meet. The Italian says, "I made love to my wife for 2 hour

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! ‘Owl be seeing you later.