Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !
Category: Space jokes
Why did the boy become an
Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !
Why are astronauts successful
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
What did the astronaut see on his
What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot,
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.
What does an astronaut do
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:
What is an astronomer?
What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
What do you get if you cross a student and
What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !
What did the alien say when his flying saucer
What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !