How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it’s a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
Category: Money jokes
Why do wallets make so much noise?
Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.
Why did the hippie put his money in the
Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.
Where do trees keep their money?
Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
Where do hogs keep their money?
Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
Where do Eskimos keep their money?
Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.
How can
How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.
Why is a cat like a penny?
Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
When does a female deer need money?
When does a female deer need money? When she doesn’t have a buck.
How can you get rich by
How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.