Who do elephants get their christmas
| Elephant jokes
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !
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Why shouldn't you believe a
| Bed jokes
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
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A defense attorney was cross-examining
| Police jokes
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q. Officer, who provi
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A Russian walks into a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopeks!" "Well," replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty kopecs for the perestroika." Reluctantly, the custome
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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football
| Sport jokes
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!
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Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.