Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !
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A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day
| Military jokes
A warrant officer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess,
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A butler came running into his important
| Ghost jokes
A butler came running into his important master's office. "Sir, sir, there's a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I can't see him."
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What did the farmer say when he lost his
| Farmer jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
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A young
| Business jokes
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men and soon, the ship had left port and was streaming out of the cha
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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.