What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
Category: Cow jokes
What do you call a cow with no front legs?
What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
What do you call a cow who argues with her
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
What do you call a cow on the barnyard
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
What do you call a bull that’s sent overseas by
What do you call a bull that’s sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!
What do cows wear when they’re
What do cows wear when they’re vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos
What do cows usually
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.
What do cows sing at their friends birthday
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? “Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo
What do cows read at the breakfast table?
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!