Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat!
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What happened when the girl dressed as a
| Halloween jokes
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
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Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive.
| Computer jokes
Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up." Customer: "Look, I don't have three hands!"
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Teacher:"To which family
| Elephant jokes
Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
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Bill Clinton,
| Aviation jokes
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy." Hillary:
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!