Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !
Category: Bird jokes
What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !
Why does a rooster watch TV ?
Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !
What do you get if you cross a chicken
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !
Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
Why do ducks have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !
What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !
How do you stop a rooser crowing
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
What did the baby
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? ‘Dad, dad, look what marma-laid’ !
What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’
What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’ ? A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !