Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.
Category: Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross
What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin? I don’t know but it’s a very tightfitting tuxedo.
Two owls were playing pool.
Two owls were playing pool. One said, “Two hits.” The other replied, “Two hits to who?”
What did the scornful owl say?
What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.
What do Scottish owls sing?
What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.
What did the baby owl’s parents say when he
What did the baby owl’s parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You’re not owld enough.
What do confused owls say?
What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?
What does an educated owl say?
What does an educated owl say? Whom.
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
How do you make a tame duck wild?
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.