What do you call a pretend railway

Customer: Why doesn't your menu list

| Waiter jokes

Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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Why is your dad chasing those

| Pig jokes

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Policeman: Do you know

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.

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What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a

| Aviation jokes

What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner? A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.

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Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were

| Idiot and fool jokes

Wyatt, Milford and Calhoun were standing one on top of the other trying to measure a flag pole. A man passing by yelled up to them, "Why don't you guys just take down the pole, lay it down on the ground and measure it?" "We don't wanna measure the length, mister!" Wyatt sneered. "We wanna measur

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What do you call a pretend railway ? A play station !