If there were no food left, what could people
| Food jokes
If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
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The best way of saving money is to forget who
| Money jokes
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
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Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go
| Humor jokes
Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck'
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An armless man walked into a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to
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Which dances do the burgers do best?
| Dance jokes
Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!
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You’re trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? You shoot the lawyer. Twice.