Q: How did a blind man drive his car?
| Blind jokes
Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.
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What happened when the cannibal ate the
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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I've never been much on fashion, but got
| Marriage jokes
I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it was, on the back of a kitchen chair.
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What is the hamburgers' motto?
| Burger jokes
What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!
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Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years? It was stuffed.