Teacher: Why

Q: Why do men find it

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

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Why do accountants get excited on

| Accountant jokes

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work'

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Why was the mother flea

| Children jokes

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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Q. Who was the greatest female financier in

| Religious jokes

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks

| Aardvark jokes

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!