A ragged individual stranded for several months

A man comes home early from work

| Marriage jokes

A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"

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Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her

| Blonde jokes

Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind

| Christmas jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph'

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

| Food jokes

What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!

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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

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A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. Rushing to the bottle, he pulled out the cork and with shaking hands withdrew the message. “Due to lack of maintenance,” he read, “we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account.”