A man had been out in the

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| Computer jokes

Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website.

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A murderer,

| Dirty jokes

A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed, straddle his wife and s

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A shy guy goes into a bar and

| Journalist jokes

A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sl

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

| Vampire jokes

What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.

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Mother: How was your first

| School jokes

Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn’t smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers. In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town’s football team. He was bragging about his girlfriend and how she was lucky to have him for a boyfriend. The lumberjack, after drinking six bottles of beer, was heard to say, “Buddy, if she went out with me, she’d never go out with you ever again.” To which the local jock replied, “Hey buddy, if she went out with you, she’d never go out with ANYONE ever again.”