Why did the rabbit cross the road?
| Easter jokes
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
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What is the first thing that
| Vampire jokes
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.
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Q. What is the best way to get to
| Religious jokes
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight.
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What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
| Insect jokes
What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !
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Teacher: That's quite a
| School jokes
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ? Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?'
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A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. “Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a journalist and I’ve got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations.” To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200?”