Q. What do you call a

The local sheriff was looking

| Police jokes

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

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Who is the most powerful ghoul?

| Judge jokes

Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.

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Mother Banana: Why didn't you go

| Banana jokes

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and

| Aviation jokes

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a bomb on the plane. She

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly

| Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !

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Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence.