What happened when the schoool bully went
| Internet jokes
What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
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A clergyman walking down a
| Farmer jokes
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand." "No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like i
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A prominent Polish scientist conducted very
| Ethnic jokes
A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump upon giving her a verbal command ("Jump!"). In a first stage of experiment he removed flea's leg, told her to jump, and the flea jumped. So he wrote in his scientific notebook: "Upon removing one leg
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What dog has
| Money jokes
What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).
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What's the difference between a peeping Tom and
| Bath jokes
What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
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Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can’t carry the mother.