What dog has

Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for

| Computer jokes

Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution, My Mom told me I was adopted,

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Does running out of a

| Cow jokes

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!

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You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do

| Zoo jokes

You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can't afford the admission.

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A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside

| Blonde jokes

A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"

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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her

| Bicycle jokes

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !

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What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).