Judge: All your responses to the questions must
| Judge jokes
Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand? A: Yes Judge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995? A: Oral.
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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car
| Police jokes
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.
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What do you get when you cross an Owl
| Dirty jokes
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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When do
| Accountant jokes
When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise'
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What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?
| Pig jokes
What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig.
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An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot over the intercom said that the entire luggage needed to be thrown overboard if they were to survive. After all the luggage was thrown the plane was still going down so they asked for volunteers. A man from Paris went to the door and said, “Viva la France.” Next a preacher went to the door and said, “Lord forgive me for what I must do.” Finally a rich Texas cattle rancher said, “Well guess I got to do my part,” and he grabbed two Mexicans and tossed them out and yelled, “Remember the Alamo!.