Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain
| Waiter jokes
Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.
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Ref: I'm sending you off
| Sport jokes
Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!
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QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six
| Marriage jokes
QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
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Why is it that when you're driving and
| Answer me this jokes
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
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Yo mama so fat when she has
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo — of handcuffs.