Which snakes are found on cars?
| Car and train jokes
Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.
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Recently, Germany
| Ethnic jokes
Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the core examinations, small pieces of copper were discovered. After running many arduous tests on these samples, the German governm
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What do you give a
| Birthday jokes
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
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A guy in a bar
| Accountant jokes
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 225 pounds, and h
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What has four legs, a tail,
| Dead and dying jokes
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
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Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, “Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. “By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I’m gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand” “So, “says the second drunk, “what’s your point” “Well, “says the first, “I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”