Johnny is walking along and a priest is
| Religious jokes
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't
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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a
| Cowboy jokes
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !
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What do you know when you see three
| Mental health jokes
What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
| Children jokes
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
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Why don't apples smile
| Apple jokes
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !
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What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !