Why do men die before their wives? – They want to.
Author: BeFunnyNow.com
Several women were discussing what they should
Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. “If you’re watching your weight,” came one suggestion, “those diet frozen dinners are good.” The man then added: “But get two. They’re small.”
Boy: Grandma, do you know how to
Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak. Grandma: No, I don’t think so. Why? Boy: Because Daddy says he’ll be a rich man when you do.
Where do religious school children practice
Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!
A huge American car screeched to a
A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, “Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare’s birthplace?” “Ay, straight on, sir,” said the rustic, “but no need to hurry. He’s dead.”
Two men were changing in the locker room
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says “When did you start wearing them?” To which the other man replies “Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car.”
What’s the object of a Jewish football
What’s the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There’s no room,’ they said. ‘It’s full up! ‘But you must let me on! shouted the man. ‘Why, what’s so special about you?’ they asked. I’m the driver,’ replied the man.
What does the aardvark call his
What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!
Teacher: What do you think
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?