Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and
| Idiot and fool jokes
Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees. They looked all day without any luck. Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, "Janzek, I'm takin' the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!"
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What do you get if you cross a sports
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !
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'William, I've been told that you have
| Children jokes
'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.
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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!
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How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!