Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!
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Why did the chicken get sent off?
Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!
On her
On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. “I hope this spaceship doesn’t travel faster than sound. “Why?” replies the cabin steward. “Because my friend and I want to talk, that’s why.”
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market, said the man. “Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically,” remarked his friend. “I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me.”
If you take an Oriental person and spin
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?’
What do you call a bloke with a
What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.
Who loves
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors.
What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell
What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.