Who was that on the phone, Fred?
| Telephone jokes
Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
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How can you tell an old person from a young
| Old age jokes
How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
| Beauty jokes
She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.
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While practicing
| Military jokes
While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise, a Huey Cobra messes up and lands on its tail rotor. The landing is so hard it breaks off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remains upright on its skids, sliding down the runway, doing 360s. As the Co
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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
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Willie: “I have an awful toothache.” Tommie: “I’d have it taken out if it was mine.” Willie: “Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.”