Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food? – A:

When did Caesar reign ?

| History jokes

When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?

| Humor jokes

What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.

| Vampire jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

| Men jokes

How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

| Car and train jokes

Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.

Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food? – A: Spa-catti!